Posted by
SABBOTT on Monday, March 09, 2009 10:01:39 AM
Press Release from the RNC:
Michael Steele has announced today that his outreach to the Hip/Hop and One Arm Midget communities has been such a smashing success he is implementing Phase II of his key RNC new voter sign-up titled, Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.
(Chorus)
"Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us gypsies, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down"
"We think with a little outreach to this community, we can convince these people to lay some of this money down for the RNC", Steele was quoted as saying as he climbed aboard the RNC's "wagon of a travallin show" loaded with bottles of "doctor good"...
Asked if Rush Limbaugh supports this new effort, Steele became agitated and whipped the horses like a maniac until he could no longer be questioned by reporters. Calls to Rush have so far not been returned...