Posted by
SABBOTT on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 5:56:18 AM
It has been learned that after the recent "dust up" between Michael Steele the chairman of the RNC and Rush Limbaugh, that Michael Steele is about to change both his image and name.
Appearing last evening on BET, Mr. Steele was seen sporting a new look. He arrived for his interview wearing a standard "rapper homey" look as he described it to me. It consisted of a new baseball cap with the RNC Logo which Mr. Steele wore off to the side at approximately a 35% angle. He was also sporting new dental "caps" with gold and diamonds along with much "bling" to compliment his new NFL Jersey and low rise jeans.
He seems "awkward" with the gangster sign-language but this reporter is confident that with practice the new Snoop Dog will "get down" and will "get his groove on" and should be able to attract new hip/hop voters to the Republican Party. There is no word on how this will affect traditional Republican voters but Mr. Dog doesn't seem worried...