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Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

Press Release from the RNC:

Michael Steele has announced today that his outreach to the Hip/Hop and One Arm Midget communities has been such a smashing success he is implementing Phase II of his key RNC new voter sign-up titled, Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.

(Chorus)
"Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us gypsies, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down"

"We think with a little outreach to this community, we can convince these people to lay some of this money down for the RNC", Steele was quoted as saying as he climbed aboard the RNC's "wagon of a travallin show" loaded with bottles of "doctor good"...

Asked if Rush Limbaugh supports this new effort, Steele became agitated and whipped the horses like a maniac until he could no longer be questioned by reporters.  Calls to Rush have so far not been returned...








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Michael Steele To Become New Snoop Dog

It has been learned that after the recent "dust up" between Michael Steele the chairman of the RNC and Rush Limbaugh, that Michael Steele is about to change both his image and name.

Appearing last evening on BET, Mr. Steele was seen sporting a new look.  He arrived for his interview wearing a standard "rapper homey" look as he described it to me.  It consisted of a new baseball cap with the RNC Logo which Mr. Steele wore off to the side at approximately a 35% angle.  He was also sporting new dental "caps" with gold and diamonds along with much "bling" to compliment his new NFL Jersey and low rise jeans.

He seems "awkward" with the gangster sign-language but this reporter is confident that with practice the new Snoop Dog will "get down" and will "get his groove on" and should be able to attract new hip/hop voters to the Republican Party.  There is no word on how this will affect traditional Republican voters but Mr. Dog doesn't seem worried...

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47 Months to Go? Good Grief!

Well America we've really done it this time!  We have not only allowed one President to take us to war and keep us there for 6 years while ignoring the storm clouds over the nation's economy, we have now elected a left-wing social engineer to "steer" us to total economic and social collapse!  President Obama's first month in office can essentially be boiled down to "kill all the babies and give me all the money"...

And, where is the loyal opposition as all of this is happening?  Republican congressional representatives, from all accounts, remain curled under their desks, thumbs firmly in mouths while they sob like 6 year old school girls (my apologies to young girls).  Michael Steele the new RNC Chairman has energized the base by proclaiming his "disappointment" in Nancy Pelosi's massive Democratic Porkulus Spending "Stimulus" bill and by pronouncing his new hip/hop initiative to attract new young black and latino voters to the Republican base.

The only effective conservative voice in America remaining is a radio personality, Rush Limbaugh.  He is now being targeted by the Obama Administration in a brilliant move to make conservative American's think that Rush is the leader of the Republican party.  This is a stunning strategy because if successful it puts a Radio Talk Show Host who has no legislative, executive or judicial power at the top of the opposition party to the Democrats.  This leaves them with no opposition to enacting their agenda for the next two and probably four years!

Unless the Amerikan people wake up, we are in for a very long 8 and possibly 12, 16 or 20 years in the socialist wilderness looking to the Government to manage all aspects of our existence!



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